1,018 Quotes About Witty

Living is not complicated.

Every toilet in the world has its day.

Just because I keep mum about it should never be seen to mean I do not know what is right (if any). I tend to side with no one but the truth.

And did you draw a delicious breath in the life's pleasure garden? Or perhaps, you could not see the glee and joy in life and light of the day!In the first case, you've got a runny nose. In the other, you miss a lively vision.

If you add teeth to a snake, oddly, it would bite its own tail.

You can tell you're getting old when the heat blast from your birthday cake candles feels hotter than the surface of the sun.

They gaped upon me with their mouths, as a ravening but what they were made not to see was the sleeping African Lion until I was hungry.

Sneezes Are God's Way Of Clearing Out Your Cache.

They also never cease to amaze, who never start.