1,018 Quotes About Witty

Of course I had to talk to myself. I had no prayer God. I had no prayer doG. Why not reverse bark and froth and recite verse?

This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be!" - Governor Dewar

The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert.

I smile at the interviewer’s stern face to buy more time. This is why I hate interviews. I don’t see the point of them; you can’t really be honest. I can’t tell Mrs. Chainani that I left my producer job because all my colleagues were bitches. The job was too stressful and everyone was horrible. It certainly wasn’t glamorous. I’m not really passionate about the media. I’m not passionate about anything, really. I just need a job. Anything will do.

I don't day dream, I bathe in my own genius.

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

You can label jam, you can't label man

Nothing like cleaning the whole house while my siblings sing "O Canada" - #oldestchildsyndrome.

People, at least a few like me, have this weird tendency of running away from things when they are their own, and racing after them obsessively when they are gone.