1,018 Quotes About Witty

A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.

A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves if they are not careful with their wielding blade of flesh.

Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.

Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in; fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well! It must have been made to have me in it!

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

To speak of the impotence of power is no longer a witty paradox.

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.