1,018 Quotes About Witty


  • Author J. Robson Koenig
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    A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves if they are not careful with their wielding blade of flesh.

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  • Author Aristotle
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    Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

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  • Author Diane Arbus
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    Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.

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  • Author Douglas Adams
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    Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in; fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well! It must have been made to have me in it!

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  • Author Franklin P. Adams
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    When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

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