1,018 Quotes About Witty

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.

The devil's most devilish when respectable.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely will at times fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or risking love, can be terrifying, too. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.