1,018 Quotes About Witty

Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull?

It seems to me we can never give up longing and wishing while we are thoroughly alive. There are certain things we feel to be beautiful and good, and we must hunger after them.

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

He grinned. “Busted. I’m a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless — and shockingly handsome — alter ego.” “And I’m on top of it,” she announced with witty triumph. “Is that a Freudian slip?” His bluntness caught her off guard. A self-conscious blush rose in her face.

There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.

Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants.

When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future.