1,018 Quotes About Witty

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.

Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humored, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich -that one word contradicts everything you can say against him.

He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

Between funny and witty Falls the shadow

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.