1,018 Quotes About Witty

MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

A zebra does not change its spots.

Your wit makes others witty.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

What do you take me for, an idiot?

Zimbabweans are so smart and witty and able to weave together tons of situations and experiences into terminologies that are just utterly original.