1,018 Quotes About Witty

I have read your book and much like it.

It is my opinion that a man's soul may be buried and perish under a dung-heap, or in a furrow field, just as well as under a pile of money.

A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence.

Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be.

Tired people aren't witty

If I read as many books as most men do, I would be as dull-witted as they are.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Hell is paved with good samaritans.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.