1,018 Quotes About Witty

Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom.

Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.

If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards

I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age

I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor

I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"