7,390 Quotes About Women

Discontented women are like pressure cookers. The steam rises and one day they just reach boiling point.

Several things ran through my head as I watched this silent ballet: First, I was running low on pears, my favorite morning fruit. Second, I, as a woman, am much smarter than men, I having displayed foresight this male apparently lacked in regards to trash day. And finally, I desperately needed to see more of this man in his boxers.

For some reason all the middle-aged women he knew were very efficient.

Lots of men think that women should tell the truth, explain their feelings. These men should use their wishes more wisely. (Prepare To Die!, p.27)

...some men say get them crying on your shoulder and you have the sheets half-unfurled already. Other fellows say get them laughing. I say get them drunk. I ordered up more Riesling...

That night I woke up to a strange fact; keep milk not to drink but to feed the cat.

Life is not a competition between men and woman. It is a collaboration.

Of course , if I am nothing but an ego, and woman is nothing but another ego, then there is really no vital difference between us. Two little dolls of conscious entities, squeaking when you squeeze them. And with a tiny bit of an extraneous appendage to mark which is which...

There is pain in being a woman, yes, but there is pride in it, too.