130 Quotes About Wordplay

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

Justice has to be cold. Deal with it; it's just ice.

Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.

I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!

Two wrongs never make a right. So I took the easy way out. I left.

Scots from hogtowns or cowtowns work from cockcrow to moondown -- to chop down woodlots, to plow down cornrows.

The oppressed grows weightless: doze/n th/rough c/and/or man/aged leg/ions stud/ents

If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.