35 Quotes About Wurms

Thrice damned she howls like Cerberus to the nightGuarding virtues that lie like forgotten stainsOn oaken floors that pave the willow lined paths of the pastThat lead to a meadow filled with the detritus of wasted loveRotting under a forgotten sun that no longer shinesIn a heart gone cold therein lies the haste of anger.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?

Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of course you'll want to shrink wrap these books because you want people to buy them before they get sucked into another dimension.

Overheard vampire conversation. "Is that Ophelia?""yep""She doesn't look well""Ever since she drank from that hemophiliac everything just goes right through her.

If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?

How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?

Why is ground round sold in a square package?

When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".I have often wondered if I was.

Bad answers for employment questions:Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave that job? "My parole was granted