35 Quotes About Wurms

Bad questions at employment interviews:"Is your drug test graded on a curve?

They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.

I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!

I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal and shag a few balls!!

How to contact in case of an emergency?I prefer 911 myself...

I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.

At a long meeting a man next to me, British I hope, said, "Man, I'd kill for a fag about now" I chuckled when everyone moved away from him but me."Why did everyone do that?""They say that smoking can kill, and they're just being cautious""What about that fellow there smiling at me?""Don't know, maybe he's a chain smoker...

I woke today ready to think outside the box. I can't remember where I put it.