219 Quotes About Wwe

We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South!

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!

For me, I don't go in the backdoor. That's the one thing I don't do.

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!