[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"$fwb7rCoqxRfspfaRClwYL34qqabaRUEZpiReduvLDii0":3,"$fLA94VBCCrO3Ri0UeTiQOXcwW5KPG4pTFMfFMC2aO5Eo":12},{"author":4,"tags":11},{"author_id":5,"author_name":6,"author_name_first_letter":7,"article_count":8,"bio":9,"short_bio":9,"slug":10,"image_url":9},92464,"P. K. Darling","P",1,null,"p-k-darling",[],{"quotes":13,"pagination":42},[14],{"id":15,"quote_text":16,"author_id":5,"source_id":17,"has_image":18,"author":19,"source":20,"quote_tag":21,"commentary":9},693353,"It’s my Prom King, Brett. He’s tapping at the window, wanting me to roll it down or to get out of the car — what an image that would be. How will I ever live that down? I can’t even see myself laughing about it twenty years from now. If the neighbors walk past they’ll probably report me to social services, I can hear them on the phone now, “She’s too lazy to even go to the bathroom, she just shits in her car.",2,false,{"id":5,"author_name":6,"slug":10,"author_name_first_letter":7,"article_count":8,"image_url":9},{},[22,27,32,37],{"id":23,"tag":24},3445588,{"id":25,"tag_name":26},3,"humor",{"id":28,"tag":29},3445587,{"id":30,"tag_name":31},63,"funny",{"id":33,"tag":34},3445590,{"id":35,"tag_name":36},211,"romance",{"id":38,"tag":39},3445589,{"id":40,"tag_name":41},10735,"online-dating",{"currentPage":8,"totalPages":8,"totalItems":8,"itemsPerPage":43},10]