He ransacked his mind for something good to say, and found almost nothing. “My father gave me only two pieces of advice,” he said, “and only one of them has stood the test of time. They were: 'Don't touch your principal, and 'Keep the liquor bottle out of the bedroom.
-Kurt Vonnegut
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