You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.
-Sloane Crosley
Select a background
More quotes by Sloane Crosley
Popular Authors
A curated listing of popular authors.