When I got back into show business in 1961, I felt - for obvious reasons - that nothing in my life went right, and I realized that millions of people felt the same way. So when I first came back my catch phrase was "nothing goes right." Early on, that was my setup for a lot of jokes.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Select a background
More quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Popular Authors
A curated listing of popular authors.