The guy was lying next to the neighbor’s house with his limbs pointing in painful-looking directions. I was pretty sure arms and legs weren’t supposed to bend in that many places. And I was also pretty sure I’d have a hard time explaining the vaguely person-shaped crater in the neighbor’s second-story siding. Maybe no one would notice. Like, if the police sent over a blind cop with the IQ of an eggplant.

-Ben Reeder

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