CASHIER: Are you a member of our club?ME: Um, I'm just getting hot dogs.CASHIER: That'll be four thousand dollars...or you can join our club.ME: Um, I can't come to a lot of meetings, but I guess I'll join.CASHIER: It's really convenient. Fill out this personal information for the next ten minutes.
-Jim Gaffigan
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