Once upon a time, a noob named Lenny never liked doors. Doors got in Lenny’s way. Doors slowed Lenny down. Lenny had to open them and close them. Without a door for his dirt house, Lenny was free to run inside and outside again without any delay. Then one night, Lenny couldn’t understand why so many zombies were approaching his house with their arms outstretched.
-Cube Kid
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