A dwarf can go hundreds of miles with a cake like this in his pack,' Carrot went on.'I bet he can,' said Colon gloomily. 'I bet all the time he'd be thinking, "Bloody hell, I hope I can find something else to eat soon, otherwise it's the bloody cake again.
-Terry Pratchett
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