Does Tess like me?” David asked. “I haven’t the faintest idea,” Alison said. “She hasn’t done anything to suggest she doesn’t, has she?” “No, not exactly, only – she looks at one as though she disapproves of how one parts one’s hair, or spells one’s name, somehow.

-Mallory Ortberg

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