I don’t mind it so much when they’re fully dead, you understand. Something that’s supposed to be dead, and is dead, that’s no surprise but there’s something about a creature that GOING to be dead but isn’t yet, something that KNOWS it’s going to be dead and doesn’t want to be. I’ve never liked that.

-Mallory Ortberg

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