Beer: All real men drink a specific brand of cheap beer. While I was growing up, my stepfather, who was the manliness man on the planet, drank Schlitz tall boys. Therewas no room in the fridge, so he just left them on the counter and drank them warm. One day I asked him why he drank Schlitz, and he said, “It’s only 3.1 cents perounce. Beer is an acquired taste, so you might as well acquire a taste for cheap beer.” That’s some manly shit.
-Forrest Griffin
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