You're a cat," she said automatically."Your powers of perception are astounding," the cat drawled. "Although I feel obliged to point out, in the interests of ontological exactitude, that I am in fact only half cat. Personally, though, I have always considered it the better half.""And you can talk," Alice said, working her way through the situation."Better and better! With brains like that, I can see how you monkeys took over the world.
-Django Wexler
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