It's forbidden to bite a woman's arse. In the absence of a legal precedent, the Imams decided to apply human law to the guilty monkey, whoever it turned out to be. They narrowed it down to Bosco or Shin Bone. The victim was unable to distinguish one monkey from the other.
-Michael Benzehabe
Select a background
More quotes by Michael Benzehabe
Popular Authors
A curated listing of popular authors.