He jumps off the bed, scampers to a corner where he herds his dog toys, and grabs a floppy giraffe. He vivisected the giraffe a week ago. Now it’s a damaged stuffy with a neck and one leg. But he loves it, and holy shit, he loves it a lot. So much that he’s jammed it between his legs and he’s humping it.Yup, that’s my boy. He’s screwing a mutilated giraffe stuffy.“Get a room,” I shout.But he keeps going, thrusting and pumping.
-Lauren Blakely
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