I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed (if you think it's weird getting a bratwurst from a McDonald's, then you're not from the Midwest). I glanced at the cartoon clown logo in the window and let out a scream.Just a little scream, and a manly one. But I still frightened one little girl on the sidewalk so badly that she screamed, too.
-David Wong
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