I look like a hungover mug shot version of myself without all this crap, and yes, I'm a sucker for products that promise to make me look rested and dewy. And no, they never work, and no, I don't even fully understand the difference between greasy and dewy, but now that I've overpaid for them, we're gonna ride this rocket all the way into the ground!
-Kristina Kuzmic
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