I like to eat chicken, but I don’t like live chickens. With their feathers and beaks and weird noises and flapping wings.” He visibly shivers, then points above his right eye. “How’d you think I got this scar?”“I thought you said your sister threw something at you when you were a kiddie.”Rob gives him a meaningful look.“A chicken?”Rob points at his scar again. “Them things are no joke.

-Laura Kreitzer

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