The final thing I learned?I was completely and irrevocably obsessed with dicks.And also pretty damn gay.“Oh sweat balls,” Paul said. “That was… something. Also? I’m confused and I have an erection. As if being fat wasn’t hard enough, now I have to be sweaty and like penises. And I want a pizza. What the hell. How is this my life?”“My dearest Paul,” I said finally. “I think we might be queer.”“Well fuck,” Paul said succinctly.
-T.J. Klune
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