The traveler took a long pull and stepped confidently onto the water, only to sink and flounder desperately before he regained the shore."Hey," he shouted at the wizards, "why didn't that wine work for me?""The wine's fine," a wizard called back. "But if you'd told us you wanted to cross, we'd have told you where the rocks just below the surface were.
-Jack Maguire
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