InvestigatingProfessor Shore from Memphis State,Decided to investigateJust how the elephant's tail was tiedOnto the elephant's leathery hide.Well while he was investigating,Something happened so nauseating,That I fear it might make you sick to hear it.So let's just say Professor ShoreDoesn't investigate tails no more.(You`ll find surprises happen mostlyWhen we investigate too closely)
-Shel Silverstein
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