The first time I met him, I accidentally turned his nose into a penis. I was young and thought about dick a lot.”Ryan almost fell down. For no apparent reason. He wasn’t even walking.I arched an eyebrow at him. “You okay?”“I just…,” Ryan started. “I don’t….Sam.”“That pretty much sums up how we all feel about Sam,” Gary said. “Fond with strong overtures of horror.
-T.J. Klune
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