June 29th, 2010Dear Mr-Too-Good-To-Write-Anyone-Back,Fuck you, boat. I don't care if you didn't like that poem. That's no excuse for ignoring my letters. I will say this real slowly for you:Write. Me. Back. You. Dick.(from "For a Recently Discovered Shipwreck at the Bottom of Lake Michigan")
-Matthew Olzmann
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