Freud kept himself amused while waiting for God by inhaling glue that was gummed up inside a plastic bag. In mid huff, God rushed through the door, “Oh my God, you have to try this,” Freud giggled. “I'm so baked. And dizzy. Actually, I don't feel good at all.
-Dylan Callens
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