Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind.""Don't worry," I told him, "you'll be all right...Besides you'll need them Christmas Eve night."So laying a finger aside of his noseAnd giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight..."They've RIPPED!I knew these pants were too tight!
-Jim Harris
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