If you so much as hurt one hair on her head or leave one tiny crack in her heart, I will destroy you. The only thing you're allowed to do is pound her uterus into her ribs if she asks you to."I blink. "Uh ... is that an American euphemism I don't know? It sounds painful.
-Lauren Landish
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