I'd like a break. I'm forty-six, so the undertow is beginning to get to me.""Then what are you good for?" she asked, in a kind tone."Oh, a man around the house has his uses. A dildo; an ear to talk to; two arms around you; a voice from the next room when you're lonesome.""I have a dog to talk to.""That might be a deal killer.

-Edward Hoagland

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