Captain Sham doesn't have a left ankle and only has one eye. I can't believe you would dare to disagree with a man who has eye problems.""I have eye problems," Klaus said, pointing to his glasses, "and you're disagreeing with me.""I will thank you not to be impertinent," Aunt Josephine said, using a word which here means "pointing out that I'm wrong, which annoys me.
-Lemony Snicket
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