I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.
-Stephan Pastis
Select a background
More quotes by Stephan Pastis
Popular Authors
A curated listing of popular authors.