Hey, Sam. Want to join me in the river? We can bathe before the sun sets and it gets too cold.”“Sweet molasses.”“What?”“Stay back, foul temptress!”“What?”“Er. Not you. Uh. I… sensed the presence of a succubus. Like, near here. Ooooh. So very near.”“You can do that?”“Yes. Yes I can. Because I have magic. And my succubus-tracking abilities. It’s a thing. A realthing. That I do all the time.”“Riiiight. Your magical succubus-tracking abilities.”“Shut up, Gary!
-T.J. Klune
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