Dear Lord Wadsworth, esteemed Baron of Somerset,I write to you under great duress. I cannot seem to properly ask to formally court your daughter and ought to be put out of my misery at once. Please send a vicious brood of vampire bats to dispatch me at your earliest convenience. It would clearly be an improvement over this letter…Your daughter’s hopeful yet stupid suitor,Thomas
-Kerri Maniscalco
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