You can't trust anything on the Internet.""Can, too," I said, completed offended."So, if I posted a comment saying I was an Arabian prince from Milwaukee?""Yeah, but you're a big fat liar. You don't count. I mean, look at your dad. Pathological liar numeral uno. Lying is in your genes."He leaned forward. There's only one thing in my jeans right now.
-Darynda Jones
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