The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve.“Wut the foock?”Did he just say the F-word?“Ya not even foocking listening.”“Ha! This is great,” I said to the dead naked guy. He ignored me. Ozzy was so entertaining
-Darynda Jones
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