Kate prefers a loaded gun next to her bed.""Is that all?" Jake asked Kate. "Where's your hand grenade?""I don't have a hand grenade.""What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?""I forgot about that," she said. "I guess it's around the apartment somewhere.""You lost a hand grenade in your apartment?" Nick said. "Next time I visit I'll be more careful.
-Janet Evanovich
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