Peer pressure!''Alvin son, you are the only virgin we know...''Nae mingers for me,' I emote, waving a Shakespearean finger. 'When this shagger starts, it will be with the finest creation on God's earth''Tyra's probably gettin a ride at the back of the Maniqui right now,' Frankie mutters, 'Brian's probably fuckin shagged her already!'Brian turns to him, snappily. 'Whit ye tryin to say?''Brian, you cannae get it up unless yer surrounded by bin-bags
-Alan Bissett
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