You keep being so charming and I might start catching feelings.”“I wouldn’t blame you,” I say. “Just, you know, keep them to yourself, in case they’re contagious.”“Don’t worry,” she says. “I practice safe sentiment. I’ll be sure to wrap it before I yap it.”I laugh at that. This goddamn woman. She’s got a mouth on her, without a doubt, the kind of mouth that’s destined to get her in a lot of trouble in life.

-J.M. Darhower

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