8 Quotes by C. Mack Lewis

There is always a younger, prettier girl right behind you. That's one thing every woman learns quick--whether you're in the business or not.

Enid had learned the hard way that adults were there to enforce ever-changing rules and to punish kids for breaking rules. The number one rule being that all rules were subject to change--and always in favor of the adult.

Rose jabbed her cigarette at Enid and said, "I served my time in LaLaLand and if any of those bastards tell you to talk into the mike and they pull out the yogurt cannon - just remember - you're a lady! Pull up your knickers, steal their wallet, and get the hell out of there!

You couldn’t be more square if you had four corners and were wearing penny loafers.

He's so dumb he couldn't find his way out of a birth canal.

He was tired of pretty! Pretty had a horrible habit of spitting out babies.

There is an animal joy to being young that you can only appreciate when you are old.

Jaundice and black crap ain't going to scare me off the juice, kid. When you grow up and walk into the shit-storm that's waiting for your out there," Rose waved her cigarette at the window, "you'll be chink-yellow and shittin' black too.